$400 Million lottery? Who cares!
You say the Powerball is up to $400 million?
I've got silver in the stars and gold in the morning sun, to quote Don Williams.
Plus, look at this poster I won from Graceland. Yep, that's announcing the 2013 inductees to the Memphis Music Hall of Fame.
I've got everything I need, y'all.
That being said, if I do win the big payoff, next week's dateline will be from Lahaina, Maui, Hawaii, USA.
Hey, a guy can't dream, can't he?